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Recent Game Reviews
Don't Shit Your Pants
Rated 4 / 5 stars July 8, 2010
lol a couple gliches
like...if you sit on the toilet, pants down, ALL READY TO POOP...but dont type poop, shit, poo...just let the time run out, you magically teleport over to the first room and poop on the floor instead of in the toilet. it made me laugh.
Needs to be a little longer. are you going to make any more?
Xbox 360 Simulator
Rated 0 / 5 stars November 25, 2009
wow....
...this by the way, is NOT a 360...thats a computer...soooooo...good job ._.
brainless
The Worlds Hardest Game 2
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars September 24, 2008
got to level 3...
...then i quit
i dont care if its called worlds hardest game, dont gimme that excuse. im not complaining that the game is hard, im complaining that the game is repetitive and boring. i only got to level three because after dying so many times you get bored of the game. i am only going to review the first 3 levels, because that is all i was givin. i dont care if theres 50, because i was only able to get to 3-4 levels, then it was boring and repetitive after dying 20 times.
My analysis:
game was repetitive
lacked any reword for continuing
became very frustrating very quickly
i say: look at 'unfair platformer' to see what content is more fun
i look at this as fun: make a mistake, try to fix it. this game: there is no mistake, yer box player is just slow and vulnerable.
im not giving u a 10/10 because it ISNT perfect, if it were id be having more fun with it.
MY WRAP UP OF MY REVIEW IF YOU DONT CARE TO READ ALL THIS:
Its okay, but make it more motivational, and make it so you can fix mistakes, not just try over and over and over and over...
7/10, but still a 5/5
Recent Audio Reviews
Godsmack - Serenity sample
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 26, 2008
I <3 Godsmack
I think this is pretty good...cant wait for the whole thing :D
Linkin Park Crawling Drums
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 26, 2008
LP fan!
xD everyone reviewing this is Linkin Park fans...i have to say this was actually done quite well. Gratz on yer song! 5/5
Calm Before the Storm {Techno}
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 17, 2007
sweeeeeeet
Not as good as your others, but still good. I found it a bit looping...oh wait loop was on-NO WONDER!
haha that could be the problem. Yeah this is one of my older ones, not a very original melody, but hey... it's gets your to bounce
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 13, 2009
EPIC
Never seen such a compilation of flash make so much meaning. Nice music, great blend between cartoons. I almost with they would show this as an advertisement for newgrounds!
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 12, 2009
BEST GAME PARODY EVER!!!
Because over 3/4ths of this shit is TRUE.
Love the game, LOOOOVE the parody
and i love you ;3 jk
it was short, but i watched it about 3 times over it was so jam packed
with fun and laughs
keep it up!
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars October 15, 2008
...um...
only SOME of these are actually real. i dont know where you found these, but i LIVE in WI, and a lot of these are fake. public arousal: fake, kiss on a train: fake, train cross: its worded wrong, it means both cant go at the same time(for obvious reasons)...same as others, they are totally worded wrong from our laws. Whoever made these laws up is a total moron, because half are fake, and the others arent completely true because you refrased them wrong.
Try again, cuz they are funny, but all of them are lies
also only a 3 because this was nothing more than a slideshow